werewolf in LA

at the urinal i look down and see two pubes sticking to the porcelain. gross, i think, and i take my dick out and notice two of my head hairs have fallen down there. i pull them off and throw them in the urinal. i look at them next to the pubes, about 9 inches longer than them, and i chuckle under my mask thinking of the next guy to pull up here, take it out, look at those things and think JESUS CHRIST THE PUBES OF A WEREWOLF! a guy washing his hands hears me chuckle and scurries out of the bathroom.