unpublished stuff

  • me & the ump

    “i will teach you the rules of The Bachelorette,” she says. “it’s pretty complicated, like baseball.” “but you know all the rules of baseball,” i say, “except of course the part about whether you can throw the ball at runners to get them out.” “how does an umpire do the strike again?” she stands up…

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  • Hello world!

    Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

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